How does Sesame Street make itself more palatable to conservatives?

Sesame Street has an awful middle eastern connotation to it.

You would suggest? Patriot Street!

Can you tell me how to get to, how to get to Patriot Street?

Through fiscal responsibility, that’s how!

Sponsors, they need to unleash the power of the free market.

Patriot Street is brought to you by the # Miller Beer and the letter gold.

And other traditional values like the right to bear arms

If people are gunning for Big Bird.

Than Big Bird’s got the right to gun back.

Isn’t it time to clear up some of those of those vicious rumors to finally meet     Mrs. Burt and Mrs. Ernie.

That seems very drastic!

They’re indoctrinating our kids Jon. OUR KIDS!