Now An eyebrow raising announcement out of North Korea
The state news agency there claims that archaeologists have just located an ancient Unicorn Lair.
That’s right
North Korea has Unicorn Technology
And they said I was crazy when I called for a glitter defense shield armed with ballistic sparkly stickers
Crocadoodles
They’re great with kids who don’t make sudden moves.
Protecting Industry Titans and Yachtsmen Party
He has more gold than the Vatican.
As we speak Tom Hanks is searching for clues in his basement.
I’ve created something
The Ask-O-Matic
It’s an IPAD hot glued to a bucket
Formula 401
Seeds of Discontent
Harvested from my grapes of wrath
It is the same white male starter kit you know and love
but in a limited batch
specially produced while I was very angry
watching gay porn
KNOCK IT OFF!
GIVE IT A REST!
SERIOUSLY!
